A Free Headache! & Linux jokes / Linux Windows Jokes 
Thursday, June 5, 2008, 03:14 PM - Fun
Hi all,

I just came across a very interesting signature by PatrickNew a registered Linux User #431850 at http://counter.li.org/.


The Signature:



Somebody told me that linux was just a headache.
So here's our choices:
A) a $200 headache
B) a free headache
hrmm...





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The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog: "Unknown Error!"


- Aniruddha

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

1) 1001. One to install the new bulb, plus one thousand lawyers to assert intellectual property rights over every light bulb ever invented.
2) Microsoft doesn't change light bulbs. It declares Darkness (TM) the new standard.

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after Nisha's comment:
nishas comment
ha ha ha ha ha

PLEASE SOME ONE TELL ME the below thing is A FACT OR A JOKE.....ha ha ha ha


Its being heard that the upcoming version of Microsoft Windows named Windows 7 (formerly known as Blackcomb and Vienna) is going to use a highly modified version of the Linux Kernel 2.6.24.4

Aniruddha's reply

microsoft can not bring in Any GPL v3 material into their products because GPL V.3 is supposedly a viral License as whenever somebody uses the gpl v3 material, all the product should go GPL!
So, if microsoft wants to
use linux kernel (which is under gpl v2) it can safely use it but no other v3 software at all. In gpl v2 case also they will have to open their own code too.

BTW
I don't know the fact about that if microsoft really is going to go that way. But, their new product windows 7 is a modified version of vista as they say.

Anyways... I got to get in touch with Windows 7 before its launch (Its not launched yet as of 20'th Nov. 2008). They have got pretty cool GUI (Seems to be a diluted version of the beautiful linux desktop enlightenment).
Although it is so, it is a bit more user friendly (If the user is not a dumb.) than its predecessor Vista.

But not as cool as Enlightenment / Compiz based desktops itself

I hope, this will help someone


Aniruddha
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Wandering and Wondering Around 
Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 09:58 AM - General
Hi All,

Online after a lot of days! Thats because I am currently wandering
& travelling through Northern regions of India. By now I have lived in BABINA(UP) for almost 15+ days, then at Jhansi (UP) for a few days and right now I am in Sagaur (MP). I really wondered about the life standard and govrnment's negligence towards Jhansi and other cities in UP.
Jhansi is a district with a long heritage line in the History of India like "Jhansi ki Rani Laxmibai" who galantly fought with the
British Army in 1857. Still, I thought that the city is quite underdeveloped and does not have a good infrastructure. We (I and Bhushan Puranik who is with me in this venture for all these days) could not even find state public transport and other facilities that
Governments generally provide. Not to talk about roads! You will require at least an hour or more to cross a distance of mere 20 Kms!

Sagaur, I found to be very beautiful city, full of cheer and Joy. May be thats because the city was blessed with Acharya Rajnish (Osho's) presence there for a long time in his earlier days.
Sagaur's Dr. Harisinh Gaur University is the oldest University in Madhya Bharat (Central India).

A lot to come on this when I will be at Pune again! I could not arrange to add photographs that I have taken so far.


Anyways,

Bye, take care

Aniruddha
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Foolscape:  
Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 12:31 PM - Fun

Hey guys,

When I read this quote "Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power. George Bernard Shaw."

I thought, George Bernard Shaw would not have thought of the another George: George Bush!! Also, he must be using The word "Fool" by some other meaning.

Why?? just go through the quotes and you will come to know why!
:WINK:

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And there's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail.
George W Bush

Do you have blacks, too.
George W Bush, to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.
George W Bush

For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.
George W Bush

General…I can't name the general.
George W Bush, when asked to name President of Pakistan

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them.
George W Bush

I know how hard it is to put food on your family.
George W Bush


I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
George W Bush

I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.
George W Bush

I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.
George W Bush

I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances.
George W Bush

I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.
George W Bush

I think there is a Trojan horse lurking in the weeds trying to pull a fast one on the American people.
George W Bush

I think war is a dangerous place.
George W Bush

I understand small business growth. I was one.
George W Bush


I wish I wasn't the war president. Who in the heck wants to be a war president? I don't.
George W Bush


I'm not a very good novelist. But it'd make a pretty interesting novel.
George W Bush

If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow.
George W Bush

If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier - so long as I'm the dictator.
George W Bush


I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.
George W Bush


I'm the master of low expectations.
George W Bush



I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.
George W Bush


I'm the commander - see, I don't need to explain - I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being President.
George W Bush


It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.
George W Bush





God Save America!!

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Aniruddha
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Give Me Love - Lyric - Jaanbaz (1982) 
Saturday, April 5, 2008, 06:28 AM - General
The "pyar do pyar Lo's" english version,
The song is very passionate and so is the lyric!
Although I am not sure about the correctness of this lyric,
please suggest if any errors are there.



Love give me love!
Love give me love!

we dancing our lifetimes a way
and living our lives for today

sharing the dreams that we have
life of eternel hues


we burning our passion
leaving old for the new
the hot blooding sideways
tempted by fire

The Only(?) dreams will be true ??
Give me love
Give me love
Take my passions and bring me love


Love give me love!
Love give me love!


the story of love can be told
two hearts together romance alone



he dreams of the girl in his heart
sensing the feelings that new love has brought



its so easy to see
all the love when you feel
free from the world
right from morning alone(?)
last thing I need, your ways

Give me love
Give me love

take my passions and bring me love


we sharing the dreams that we have
life of eternal hues

the hot blooding sideways
tempted by fire
The Only(?) dreams will be true ??

Give me love
Give me love

take my passions and bring me love

Love give me love!
Love give me love!

The heavens of love are inside
we're holding the seed which longs to be tree

we tell him the love can reign us
see through the way
through the world to lead you

its so easy to see
all the love when you feel
free from the world
one from morning alone(?)
last thing I need, your ways


Give me love
Give me love

take my passions and bring me love

we sharing the dreams that we have
life of eternal hues

the hot blooding sideways
tempted by fire
The Only(?) dreams will be true ??

Give me love
Give me love

take my passions and bring me love

Love give me love!
Love give me love!

Love give me love!
Love give me love!

Love give me love!
give me love!

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New words added in the Dictionary 
Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 08:01 AM - Fun
After India's test series in Australia, two new words are added in the dictionary:


Bucknor: (n) (adj)

1. Temporary blindness leading to missing out on the obvious.
2. To be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
3. Situations leading to grave judgmental errors.
Usage: I feel bucknored by my boss; Life often throws a bucknor at you.

Benson: (n) (adj)
1. Something that legitimises a severe bucknor.
Usage: First they bucknored me and then they bensoned it! I am toast.




Aniruddha

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Ask Yourself! 
Saturday, January 5, 2008, 04:37 PM - Think
Hi all there are a few good questions that one should ask himself...

Defining Goals
1. If you were to FULLY live your life, what is the first change you would start to make?
2. What areas of your life could be upgraded/ tweaked?
3. What could we work on now that would make the biggest difference to your life?
4. How would you feel about doubling that goal?
5. What are you tolerating/putting up with?
6. What do you want MORE of in your life? (Make a list)
7. What do you want LESS of in your life? (Make a list)
8. What are three things you are doing regularly that don’t serve or support you?
9. How could you make this goal more specific or measurable?
10. What would be the biggest impact from achieving your goal(s)?
11. What would you try now if you knew you could not fail?
12. How can we make this something you're aiming towards, rather than something you're trying to
move away from?
13. What do you love?
14. What do you hate?
15. What's one thing you would love to do before you die?
16. Is now the right time for you to make a commitment to achieving these goals?
17. What could we work on right now that would really put a smile on your face?
18. For your life to be perfect, what would have to change?
19. What do you really, really want?
20.What's one change you could make to your lifestyle that would give you more peace?

Action Stations

21. What's the first/next step?
22. What research could you do to help you find the first (or next) step?
23. Who could you talk to who would illuminate this issue?
24. Who should you be hanging out with – so that achieving this goal becomes natural? (i.e. who’s
already doing it?)
25. How can you get the knowledge/ information you need?
26. What are three actions you could take that would make sense this week?
27. On a scale of 1 to 10, how excited to you feel about taking these actions?
28. What would increase that score? (e.g. handle fear, clearer steps, more support, more fun)
29. What would Tony Robbins do in this situation? What would 'massive action' look like?
30. What will happen (what is the cost) of you NOT doing anything about this?
Gaining New Perspectives
31. What can you learn from this?
32. In what way is the current situation absolutely perfect?
33. How could you turn this around immediately, and enjoy the process?
34. What in this situation can you find to be grateful for?
35. What are you doing well? What can you do better?
36. What's one way you could have more fun in your life?
37. If you were your own coach, what coaching would you give yourself right now?
38. What is the value of your current attitude?
39. What's your favourite way of sabotaging yourself, and your goals?
40. What should I say to you if I spot you doing this?
General Diagnostic Questions
41. What are three of your greatest strengths?
42. What are you most excited about now? What are you looking forward to?
43. What's one way to get more energy into your life?
44. If your relationship was IDEAL, what's one thing that would be different?
45. What would be your 'ideal career ' if you could do anything?
46. What's one thing that you could do to give yourself more peace financially?
47. What is your life really about? What is your purpose?
48. If you had to guess your life purpose (from looking at your life to date), what would it be?
49. What would you like most to be acknowledged for so far in your life?
50. Who in your life should be acknowledged more? Would you like to acknowledge them for something
today?



Aniruddha




-Taken from www.solutionbox.com
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One more fool got added in the list, this time he enjoyed doing that 
Friday, December 21, 2007, 09:47 AM - Fun
Hi All,

One more fool got added in the last article's "fools list"...
why?
He replied to the mail which I had sent to a lot of friends notifying about the updated article.

But only one mistake... (As usual a stupid one):

He clicked on reply to all and sent a "Private and personal message"



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From: nishu.jameendar@consistent.co.in
To: aniruddha<at>somewhereontheplanet.com , plus a few more mail ids ...
Subject: RE: A foolproof story
Date: Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:15:26 +0530

Tujha site chya clicks vaadhnya saathi bara FUNDA shodhun kadhlais re …….







Thanks & Regards

Replied to:
From: aniruddha<at>somewhereontheplanet.com
Sent: Friday, December 21, 2007 3:12 PM
To: nishu.jameendar@consistent.co.in, plus a few more mail ids ...
Subject: A foolproof story



Hey guys,


Read this fools story to become a "Fool Proof" person...
This is about two different fools, who did same stupid thing...

Most of you know one of them ;)
(Don't ask, about their whereabouts, I just wont tell you... but you can guess it..)
Follow this link to read the story...


Aniruddha



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Moral of the story is you have to be very careful while on the:
WILD WILD WEB!

Aniruddha


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Two fools proclaiming their foolishnes! 
Friday, December 21, 2007, 09:20 AM - Fun
Hey Guys,

I got two mail from two different persons who are claiming that they are fools!

Interested?

Read the mails:
(Actual mail ids and names are removed / changed)

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First Fool
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Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:18:37 +0000 (GMT)
From: Mechanical.Makrand<at>somewhereontheplanet.com
Subject: I am a fool
To: aniruddha<at>onsomeotherendofplanet.com
Message:
I am a fool I have kept logged in myself on a computer and got away....




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Second Fool
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Date: Fri, 21 Dec 2007 00:53:14 -0800
From: rahul.aaglave<at>yadnya.com
To: aniruddha<at>onsomeotherendofplanet.com
Subject: I am a fool
Message:
Hi,

I am a fool that I kept logged in and left the terminal...


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I hope, everybody understands the seriousness of their IDENTITY!


Aniruddha
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An amazing photograph 
Thursday, November 22, 2007, 11:42 AM - General
Here you can see an amazing photograph:

Can you find out whats odd?


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OK, OK!
In a closer look you can find it out that the black camels are not camels at all, they are just SHADOWS! And the photograph is taken from sky to ground view! Thats just great!



Aniruddha
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A short Trip to Mahabaleshwar 
Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 09:28 AM
Just 2-3 days ago I (Aniruddha) , Nitin Kshirsagar, Nityanand Parab & Bhushan Kamble had went to a short trip to Mahabaleshwar.
A few photographs (taken by Bhushan) can be seen here:-

Flying High:
Three para gliders flying in the sky:
(Although only one can be spotted in this photograph)

A comment from the crowd:
If you fell in water, you can try to swim... But what about the skies?
Another comment from the crowd:
Hope, they don't play "Kata Kati" in air!!
(Kata Kati is a game played using Kites, where everybody tries to cut the strings of other's Kites.)

A lot of other images are there and we really missed the high resolution cameras in Thoseghar (A place near Sajjangarh, Satara) waterfall.


Aniruddha

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